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villainloveshero

Childish Gambino || Tamia So into you

fakefendi

I will never get over this

oddgeneration

His vocals extremely slept on, so heavenly. This will be my wedding song.

imdemetrialynn

Go head now

theasterkid

Maybe it’s me but he looks a little like Marvin Gaye to me

purpleismymedicine

^ it’s the beard

itsggucci

I luvvvv this

kayfucius

😍😍😍

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draumbooty

My buddy used to know this guy in high school that would watch porn before every wrestling match he was in. He didn’t beat the meat. Didn’t even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like half an hour.

He won almost every match.

Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a fuckin beast for like 15 minutes.

I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts.

swedebeast

Imagine being the guy figuring this out for the first time.

draumbooty

if you dont nut you unlock superpowers kids

mrlevelingthinner

having a raging erection while wrestling is also a great form of psychological warfare

joshpeck

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

true-blue-brit

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

olisaurusrex

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

thattallsummonerguy

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.

adventureathlete


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

ggothclaudia

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im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

tiny-septic-box-sam

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

likeits1995

SO PROUD

super-ghostbuster

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

paganlesbean

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

counting-sinful-stars

We will all protect the small one.